I would be honored if Christine ran me over.
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
So-- the trailer for this movie is absolutely terrible. And because of that, I went into this movie with a fistful of strong edibles and the expectation that I was going to have a similar experience to the one I had watching Rings (2017)-- i.e. crying laughing at how awful it was. This was a mistake, but one I would happily make again.
The Strangers has a soft spot in my heart (and not just because my dad worked on…
I have a pretty steadfast rule that if I've started a movie, I'm seeing it through to the bitter end. in this case, fuck that. I gave up on this 45 minutes in as an act of emergency self care and that was a generous choice. it takes a real....special....movie to be gratuitously gory and about a serial killer just doin his thing and for me to hate it this much. yet another insufferable pile of shit from the edgelord to end all edgelords mr. lars von tryhard!