Paramount: So what trailer do you have?
Screenwriter: The new Sonic trailer.
Paramount: Oh ok. And people have been hating on how he looks so can you change how he looks?
Screenwriter: No. He’s gonna look exactly how people didn’t want him to look.
Paramount: Oh. Well Robotmic probably looks better.
Screenwriter: Robotmic is Jim Carrey with an obviously fake mustache.
Paramount: Is he fat like how Robotmic is?
Screenwriter: First, epic burn.
Paramount: Thank you.
Screenwriter: Second, no.