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  • Chernobyl

    Chernobyl

    ★★½

    Out of all the recorded nuclear incidents in history, 60% occurred in the USA.

    But those damn commies, amiright??

  • The Dead Don't Die

    The Dead Don't Die

    ★★★★

    A lot of y’all are gonna call this “minor Jarmusch” and I’m not here for it.

    but I AM here for Adam Driver in a smart car.

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  • Justice League

    Justice League

    ½

    WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY
    a computer

    CINEMATOGRAPHY BY
    a computer

    THE FLASH’S PERSONALITY PLAYED BY
    a computer

    WONDER WOMAN OBJECTIFICATION BY
    joss whedon probably

    Goodnight everyone.

  • As I Was Moving Ahead Occasionally I Saw Brief Glimpses of Beauty

    As I Was Moving Ahead Occasionally I Saw Brief Glimpses of Beauty

    ★★★★★

    This film prompted me to dig out an old cell phone I haven’t used in two and a half years, and I found voicemails from my mother who died in April of 2014. I didn’t recognize her voice.