~ still good.
~ that first scene is useless though.
~ note to self: stop forgetting that useless first scene exists.
~ If you want subtle slow burn horror go watch Don't Look Now or The VVitch.
~ If you want creepy cult shenanigans go watch Rosemary's Baby.
~ If you want an exercise in tension building go watch A Quiet Place.
~ If you want well done mother-child horror go watch The Babadook.
~ If you want terrifying naked people go watch It Follows.
~ If you want a trying-too-hard collage of recycled 70s style horror tropes that all…