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  • Menses



    In The Realm Of The Menses 

    ahahaahhhaaaa thank you thank you I’ll be here all week, if you’re from out of town the standard tipping rate is 80%, have a good night

  • Sada



    Donuts have never been more erotic.

    Edit: Upped this to five stars because it has pretty much dominated my brain for the past 12 hours.  It’s a major one, y’all.

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  • Paterson



    I breathe poetry. 

    The wall of Paterson’s favorite local bar is filled with the image of artists. Allen Ginsberg, Iggy Pop, Lou Costello. All are from Paterson, and all have left it behind. Walls of Fame are not uncommon, and when looking at them one can get the sense that art is a cloistered thing, meant to be created by a chosen few and for the rest of us to simply admire from afar. But thats not the case. Art…

  • F for Fake

    F for Fake


    Perfectly encapsulates the feeling of being at a party and getting sucked into a conversation on a subject you’re unfamiliar with but the person speaking is so fascinating that you can’t tear yourself away, and you wouldn’t want to even if you could.