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  • Black Christmas

    Black Christmas

    ★½

    1 1/2 stars

    Awful remake. No mystery and no imagination needed for this one. Like the Halloween remake, this remake of the 1974 has an over-explained backstory. However, while the backstory for the Halloween remake was cliche the problem with this remake is that the backstory is just downright stupid. You can't say too much without giving away a "twist" but its just stupid. Not needed. There is nothing scary here. A lot of pointless gore, cliche stereotypical type of…

  • Friday the 13th

    Friday the 13th

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I watched the remake last night for the first time since it first hit cable.

    Not so great. I have the same issues that I had with it back in 2009.

    I know that movies today are mostly made for movie goers that expects rapid fire developments, but this movie is just too flashy and high budgeted. There is too much self-awareness at play here and so much feels forced. Even the big boobs feels forced. I mean, it doesn't…

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  • Planes, Trains and Automobiles

    Planes, Trains and Automobiles

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Planes was teen director John Hughes first adult film and it's easily one of the best efforts of his career. It stars Steve Martin as a businessman Neal Page, a man that is just wanting to get home to Chicago to be with his family for Thanksgiving. The problem starts would his first class ticket gets demoted and he is forced to sit with a talkative salesman named Del Griffith.

    Neal's flight (Due to a snowstorm) has to land in…

  • Footloose

    Footloose

    ★★

    A fun 80's soundtrack can't overcome the fact that this film has one of the dumbest plots ever.