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  • Midsommar

    Midsommar

    ★★★★

    About 45 minutes in I realized I was not in fact watching toy story 4. I was delighted by the change, my 6 year old niece was not though. Such is life.

  • Anthrax

    Anthrax

    ★★★★★

    I remember when Gladiator won best picture and thought to myself “What in the cinnamon toast ####?!”.

    Anthrax will go down as THE biggest Oscar snub in history. In every way it is best. From the 5 minutes cattle stock photage shoot at the beggining to the groundbreaking cgi.


    This movie makes one point crystal clear, that there is a little bit of anthrax in all of us. 

  • Us

    Us

    ★★★★★

    100/100 

    I loved the twist ending where the family realized they were black. Didn’t see that one coming

  • Unbreakable

    Unbreakable

    ★★★★★

    He was dead the whole time and a super hero? 

    It doesn’t get any better!

  • Escape Room

    Escape Room

    ★★★★★

    “This movie was garbage” I echoed to myself as I was leaving the theater. That was 12 bucks I would never get back. 

    As I pressed on the door to exit the theatre the handle came off! That’s when I realized... the movie was real and I was in yet another room and must now battle for my life to escape. 

    I quickly surveyed the dark theatre to find clues. There were 82 pieces of chewed gum  under the seats,…

  • Hereditary

    Hereditary

    ★★★★½

    From the director of Super Bad and 40 Year Old Virgin comes the best comedy experience in recent memory. This film basically the Citizen Kane of knee slapping laughs. Rated G and perfect for the whole family. Filled with basic slapstick cliches like, slamming heads into desks, allergic reactions and of course, decapitations. 

    90/100

  • Ready Player One

    Ready Player One

    ★★★½

    Video game addiction is becoming an epidemic across the world! The world is in need of a movie to chronicle this infestation. But Ready Player One simply says "f*** that s***! Pew pew pew!"! From the the billion dollar anus of Steven Spielberg comes the epic story of how there is more to life then just virtual reality gaming... but not really it's not that bad. But who cares about the story when there's Mecha Godzilla! Ready Player One will…

  • The Room

    The Room

    ★★★★★

    If everyone would just watch the room, the world would be a better place to live

  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    ★★½

    Star Wars episode VIII: The Social Justice Awakens 


    May contain spoilers* 

           This is an important movie for the world to see. Touching on themes of slavery, animal cruelty, rich war profiteers and other off topic, edgy shit that you loooove to find in a Star Wars movie. Having the aliens in the casino sound like white Americans was a nice touch. Of course these subplots all tie into the plot nicely and lead somewhere right? Right? Oh wait they didn't.…

  • It Comes at Night

    It Comes at Night

    ★★★★

    82/100 
     
    It Comes at Night is a film the truly diverts from traditional movies in its catagory, for better and for worse. 


    Without revealing too many plot details I will give my analysis of the pros and cons that I took away from the film. 


    4/5 Non-Linear Plot: 
    It Comes At Night keeps things very close to the chest. Nothing is outright given to you. Almost every aspect of the film is ambigualous and mysterious and many things never truly…

  • Life

    Life

    ★★★

    The feel good movie of the summer.

  • Rush

    Rush

    ★★★★½

    Wow I liked this movie. I had to fast forward through sexy times but it was a splendid watch.