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  • Pokémon Detective Pikachu

    Pokémon Detective Pikachu

    ★★★

    I want to be the very best,
    Like no one ever was.
    To watch them is my real test,
    To review them is my cause!
    I will travel across the web,
    Searching far and wide.
    Each movie to understand
    The power that's inside!
    Letterboxd!
    Gotta watch em' all!
    It's you and me,
    I know it's my destiny!
    Letterboxd!
    Oh, you're my best follower,
    In a site we must defend!
    Letterboxd!
    Gotta watch em' all!
    A review so true,
    Our humor will pull us through!
    You like me and I'll like you,
    Let-ter-boxd!
    Gotta watch em' all!
    Gotta watch em' all!
    Letterboxd!

  • Penguins

    Penguins

    ★★★

    If only collecting stones worked for my dating life

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  • John Wick: Chapter 2

    John Wick: Chapter 2

    ★★★★

    They say the pen is mightier than the sword, but I would pick a pencil instead

  • SPL: Kill Zone

    SPL: Kill Zone

    ★★★½

    That's not the proper beach footwear

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  • Me and Earl and the Dying Girl

    Me and Earl and the Dying Girl

    ★★

    *Earl, the Dying Girl, and I

  • Over the Garden Wall

    Over the Garden Wall

    ★★★★

    My ranking of the frog's many names:

    1. Doctor Cucumber
    2. Benjamin Franklin
    3. Ronald
    4. Kitty
    5. George Washington
    6. Jason Funderburker
    7. Mr. President
    8. Skipper
    9. Wirt Jr.
    10. Greg Jr.