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  • Pokémon Detective Pikachu

    Pokémon Detective Pikachu


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  • Penguins



    If only collecting stones worked for my dating life

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  • John Wick: Chapter 2

    John Wick: Chapter 2


    They say the pen is mightier than the sword, but I would pick a pencil instead

  • SPL: Kill Zone

    SPL: Kill Zone


    That's not the proper beach footwear

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  • Me and Earl and the Dying Girl

    Me and Earl and the Dying Girl


    *Earl, the Dying Girl, and I

  • Over the Garden Wall

    Over the Garden Wall


    My ranking of the frog's many names:

    1. Doctor Cucumber
    2. Benjamin Franklin
    3. Ronald
    4. Kitty
    5. George Washington
    6. Jason Funderburker
    7. Mr. President
    8. Skipper
    9. Wirt Jr.
    10. Greg Jr.