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  • Frankenhooker


    "What do you remember about Frankenhooker?"

    Sam: "GOT ANY MONEY?? There was a whole bunch of hookers that he exploded and made into one hooker and she was like... purple? And she just yelled everything. LOOKING FOR A GOOD TIME??"

  • Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant

    Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant

    "What do you remember about Cirque du Freak: The Vampire’s Assistant?"

    Sam: "They make the kid a half-vampire and there was fat, grown-up Pugsley like "I like to do mysterious things and I'm gonna make my own evil vampire" and they were called the Vampinese, which like, what?"

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  • A Clockwork Orange

    A Clockwork Orange

    "What do you remember about A Clockwork Orange?"

    Sam: "There was so much rape in that movie! It was fucking ridiculous but I was oddly attracted to the main character."

  • The Cloverfield Paradox

    The Cloverfield Paradox

    "What do you remember about The Cloverfield Paradox?"

    Sam: "There was a black girl who only cared about her kid and they were in space... was there even an alien in that?"

    Me: (burps) "I don't remember."