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  • Blinded by the Light

    Blinded by the Light

    ★★★★

    -Such a wholesome, good time! Dare I say, a perfect movie to watch with your dad (or anyone) this summer!!!!

  • The Farewell

    The Farewell

    ★★★★

    *Putting this in the #1 spot on my 2019 ranked list*:
    It’s what Lulu Wang deserves.

  • Once Upon a Time in Hollywood

    Once Upon a Time in Hollywood

    ★★★

    -The performances were phenomenal but so much of this was absolutely pointless & drawn-out holy shit like WE GET IT QUENTIN, BRAD PITT CAN DRIVE FOR EXCESSIVELY LONG PERIODS OF TIME AND ALSO PEOPLE CAN HAVE DIRTY FEET AND PUT THEM IN VARIOUS PLACES!! (i.e. the dashboard, the ground etc) WE ARE! AWARE!!!

  • Holes

    Holes

    ★★★★½

    -During the scene where it finally rains and all the boys go dance & celebrate I looked around the room at my friend group watching and every single one of them was grinning from ear to gd ear :’) Cutest shit of my life and THATS THE POWER OF CINEMA BABY!!!!!!!!!!

  • Shutter Island

    Shutter Island

    ★★★★½

    -That’s right mfs I watched this again & didn’t think it’d be possible but CAN CONFIRM it’s even better the second time around!!!!!!!! A bitch cried harder than before!!!!!!!

  • Spy Kids

    Spy Kids

    ★★★½

    -People always talk about the bad CGI in Spy Kids but somehow fail to mention the fact that Ingrid Cortez single-handedly invented being a MILF smh

  • Shutter Island

    Shutter Island

    ★★★★½

    -Occasionally while watching something scary or suspenseful I’ll notice my cheeks are wet & realize I’ve been involuntarily crying.... so bitch??? this shit had me! SOBBING!!!!!!!

  • The Lion King

    The Lion King

    ★★½

    -All hail Queen *B! 🙌 




    (***B standing for, of course, Billy eichner)

  • Cats

    Cats

    -I’m finding it hard to relate with people who haven’t spent the last 24 hours watching the Cats (2019) trailer on repeat in absolute horror like I have :’(

  • Hairspray

    Hairspray

    ★★★★½

    -Goodnight to the casting directors for Hairspray (2007) only 


    -also can someone pls tell Amanda Bynes that I miss her? :(

  • Yesterday

    Yesterday

    ★★★½

    -Not to be a heartless b!tch but would people even give a honk if the Beatles came out today? 👀
    -Seems like a more relevant (& entertaining) choice would’ve been if this movie was about the absolute phenomenon that is Lil Nas X & Old Town Road 🐎🔥

  • Midsommar

    Midsommar

    ★★★½

    -Had such high expectations for this and the whole time I was waiting for some twist that never came.
    -Everything just felt very straight-forward to me??
    -Like basically if you paid any attention to the diagrams/imagery that were shown in lengthy detail, you knew exactly what would happen lol the foreshadowing was beyond far from subtle
    -That being said it was gorgeous to look at and so were the performances, all around can’t complain much, I was just expecting more