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  • The Lost World: Jurassic Park

    The Lost World: Jurassic Park

    ★★★½

    Easily the lousiest film I’ve ever awarded three and a half stars. What can I say, when dinosaurs start eating people, I just melt.

  • Frankenstein's Monster's Monster, Frankenstein

    Frankenstein's Monster's Monster, Frankenstein

    ★★★½

    I’m not sure exactly what this was, or even how I felt about it, but I’m sure as hell glad it exists. David Harbour is a goddamn national treasure.

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  • Ray Romano: Right Here, Around the Corner

    Ray Romano: Right Here, Around the Corner

    ★★★½

    I really liked the bits when Ray was just walking around and people on the street were all, “Whoa! It’s that famous guy!”

    It’s kind of weird, but it made me think I might be into watching a Netflix special that consists entirely of some random star like Keanu Reeves or Steve Buscemi just strolling down the boulevard greeting everyone who recognizes them — and maybe handing out Red Vines (or Twizzlers, if that’s your thing). People get so excited…

  • North Shore

    North Shore

    ★★★★

    I haven't seen this one in a couple of decades, and watching it today I was struck with a startling realization: everything that is good in my life I have because of North Shore.

    My brothers and I taped this off of HBO when we were kids and used to watch it every day. We decided that if a dude from Arizona could become a pro surfer, why the hell couldn't a few wild-eyed Kansans. We sent off for a…