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  • I Am Mother

    I Am Mother

    ★★½

    don't look at the camera

    don't look at the camera

    don't look at the camera

    *looks at camera*

    GODDAMMIT

  • The Specialist

    The Specialist

    ★★

    - "SUGGESTED BY THE SPECIALIST NOVELS BY JOHN SHIRLEY" so what, did the books come and talk to them or something?

    - "Hey sport, where's the bomb squad" *points to the door where BOMB SQUAD is written in big letters*

    - No character ever dies in this film, not even the one that gets blown up and flies ten feet off his car, seat and all

    - The movie literally ends with 50 minutes left to go

    - Why does this movie sound like a Bond movie? Wait, John Barry? ooooooh

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