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  • All the President's Men

    All the President's Men

    Spotlight is weeping in the bathtub

  • Once Upon a Time in Hollywood

    Once Upon a Time in Hollywood


    so uhhhh this "movie" was just "released," so apparently you can go and watch it, even though it's literally just a series of pictures presented in quick succession to create an illusion of motion... They even play recordings of voices on the speakers--nice try buddy, I know pictures can't talk.  Anyone who likes "movies" is stupid. 
    Anyway this one rules

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  • The Square

    The Square


    So utterly NEW and refreshingly CLEAR and funny and hypnotizing and
    blah blah blahbal bhalhblabh!!!

    Seriously, what can I say. I'm getting a headache trying to type anything about the 🔳, because I know I'm part of a small minority that was won over by it with basically zero reservations. (I was actually a secret member of the Cannes jury, I wanna thank those guys for letting me be on the team #OneLove)

    I'm learning that it's Impossible for me…

  • Phantom Thread

    Phantom Thread


    Maybe a review to come, someday LOL

    The only word I can use that feels both true and non-spoilery is "doozy," because it's an absolute doozy. Not saying it's perfect or that I'm head over heels in love, but Jeez it's one of the best ever lol
     Go see it ya foolie