Spotlight is weeping in the bathtub
so uhhhh this "movie" was just "released," so apparently you can go and watch it, even though it's literally just a series of pictures presented in quick succession to create an illusion of motion... They even play recordings of voices on the speakers--nice try buddy, I know pictures can't talk. Anyone who likes "movies" is stupid.
Anyway this one rules
So utterly NEW and refreshingly CLEAR and funny and hypnotizing and
blah blah blahbal bhalhblabh!!!
Seriously, what can I say. I'm getting a headache trying to type anything about the 🔳, because I know I'm part of a small minority that was won over by it with basically zero reservations. (I was actually a secret member of the Cannes jury, I wanna thank those guys for letting me be on the team #OneLove)
I'm learning that it's Impossible for me…