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Sean has written 23 reviews for films rated .

  • Holmes & Watson

    Holmes & Watson

    So bad, that Billy Zane cameo though.

  • Bushwick

    Bushwick

    Neat idea, but I didn't buy Britney Snow in this, she lacked intensity and I just didn't see her as this character. The story and direction did nothing for me, suppsed to be one long take but I found the camera work to be very shoddy and what could have looked good just ended up being flat and boring. The one bright spot in all this is Dave Bautista, he's pretty much the only part of the movie that is even worth watching, really good acting from him. Bushwick is bushtired.

  • Guardians

    Guardians

    Russian superhero movie.Apart from the really cool scene with the guy with the cool curved swords (see, I can't even remember characters names) slicing up cars and baddies in the desert this is pretty forgettable. Shitty dialogue, crappy CGI and a story so convoluted that it'll make your head swim. Stay far away from this turdcicle.

  • Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines

    Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines

    Crap.

  • Crumb

    Crumb

    I don't have a problem with Terry Zwigoff's direction it's just the subject matter at hand that I have a problem with. The man is disturbed, and he shows how disturbed he is by his comics and people dig it? I don't get it, I didn't laugh once, or find anything about him interesting, there is nothing redeeming about following Robert around when he degrades women like he does. I don't ever plan on rewatching this again.

  • The Bad Batch

    The Bad Batch

    Visually neat, but other than that this movie is too long, characters are pretty bleh and the story isn't all that great.

  • The Other Guys

    The Other Guys

    Dear god, make it stop.

  • Rocky V

    Rocky V

    I don't understand how this was even made yet alone how Tommy Morrison was even allowed to act.

  • Ghostbusters

    Ghostbusters

    Kate Mckinnon is the only reason Ghostbusters gets a star,the jokes fell flat, I laughed maybe twice and chortled once. The story lacks any depth as to who these 4 women are, they kinda just show up. Story isn't anything new and the cameos are all whatever. I honestly didn't think a movie could beat Batman V Superman as worst summer blockbuster, the same year no less.

  • Freejack

    Freejack

    So terrible not even Anthony Hopkins can save this film.

  • Babes In Toyland

    Babes In Toyland

    Not worth the time for you or your kids to watch this, stay far away from this one and watch the one with Laurel and Hardy. So so bad.

  • Clash of the Warlords

    Clash of the Warlords

    Clash Of The Warlords is beyond terrible, the editing is all over the place as is the story, acting and direction. This is a so bad it's good type film but because you have no idea what the hell is going on I think the bad outweighs the good here. Main villain demands to be chained down when the moon comes out but no explanation why, huh? He wears a mask on half his face but the eyehole is to…