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  • Ocean's Eleven

    Ocean's Eleven

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Soderbergh is so goddamn uninteresting as a filmmaker. 🤷🏻‍♀️ 

  • Street of Shame

    Street of Shame

    ★★★★★

    RIP Queen Machiko Kyô.

  • Gone Baby Gone

    Gone Baby Gone

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Casey Affleck is sooooo good. 

  • Scarface

    Scarface

    ★★★★

    Lawd—there is something about Paul Muni. 😍

  • Once Upon a Time in Hollywood

    Once Upon a Time in Hollywood

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    ‪The worst thing about Once Upon A Time In Hollywood—the fact that Tarantino somehow thought Damian Lewis was a good fit for Steve McQueen when Charlie Hunnam was right there—i‬ cringe.

  • Godzilla: King of the Monsters

    Godzilla: King of the Monsters

    ★★

    Pros: cinematography, visual effects, the fucking Titans & Kyle Chandler.
    Cons: everything else.

  • Vice

    Vice

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    The Academy and some of y’all really thought Rami Malek’s atrociously mediocre and insulting performance as Freddie Mercury was better than Christian Bale’s powerhouse and exceptionally fantastic performance as Cheney? I have to fucking laughing. 

  • Solo: A Star Wars Story

    Solo: A Star Wars Story

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    The way he receives his name is about the stupidest fucking shit ever. Y’all love to hate on the prequels, but they are better than the unoriginal and bland films of recent years— don’t bother arguing, I don’t give a shit about your opinion.

  • Alien

    Alien

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    The fact that Disney now owns the Alien franchise is truly and utterly despicable. Fuck Mickey Mouse.

  • Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

    Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

    ★★★★★

    The greatest film franchise of the 21st century—PERIODT!!!

  • Mur Murs

    Mur Murs

    ★★★★

    Mexican people and Mexican culture are so fucking beautiful and powerful, Queen Varda did an amazing job of showing it with the gorgeously mesmerizing murals and passionate artists and I am thankful for that. 

  • The Inheritance

    The Inheritance

    ★★★★★

    Why isn’t Tatsuya Nakadai in the same iconique status as Mifune?—just as handsome and a better actor, IMO.