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  • Suspiria

    Suspiria

    ★★★★

    I’m throwing a dance. Everybody wear taupe.

  • First Man

    First Man

    ★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    In the 60s, men had to go to the moon to cry.

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  • Mojave

    Mojave

    ★★½

    An hour and a half of Oscar Isaac and Garrett Hedlund congradulating each other. Mark Walberg plays himself.

  • Star Wars: The Force Awakens

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Second watch- statement composed for the itmodcast-

    "To dorks it may concern,

    While work obligations keep me away from the golden microphone for the Force Awakens-cast, you, dear listener, will not be spared. With this pre-written statement, orated by my beloved, I will subject you to my dumb opinions about Star Wars: the Force Awakens.

    I liked it. It was fun action/adventure movie in space that was totally in the spirit with the O.G. Trilogy. I think that it handled…