A Clockwork Orange ★★★★★

Picture this:

Darren Aronofsky, Gasper Noe, David Fincher, and Paul Thomas Anderson are sitting in a room together. They have been recently pitched an idea to remake A Clockwork Orange. As soon as the studio manager blurts out this phrase, PTA walks out to go light a joint, Darren Aronofsky quietly cries to himself in the corner, Gasper Noe heads to a nightclub, and David Fincher starts ranting to the main producer.

Directors smoke weed, cry in corners, head to nightclubs and send rants flying at main producers when you remake a Kubrick film.

Don't remake a Kubrick film.