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  • Rush Hour 2

    Rush Hour 2

    ★★★★★

    Let’s not sit here and pretend Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker aren’t the best action comedy duo of all time. I was cracking up the whole time on my Delta flight heading to Vegas. 

  • The Departed

    The Departed

    ★★★★★

    Such an awesome movie. Scorsese never ceases to amaze and inspire me.

  • Rocketman

    Rocketman

    ★★★★

    Excellent choice sir.”

    Great acting performances all around. Each character felt authentic and the emotions felt real. Be prepared for a lot of different experimental editing styles throughout the film - it looked new and fresh.

    If you liked Bohemian Rhapsody, you’ll LOVE this! If you didn’t like Bohemian Rhaosody, give this a chance.

  • Avengers: Endgame

    Avengers: Endgame

    ★★★★

    “Love you 3000”

  • Division III: Football's Finest

    Division III: Football's Finest

    ★★

    “You spooked me.” 
    “Spook?”

    “Football is an f word.”

    Nice concept, over the top execution of lines, casual subplot. I’m a fan of absurd comedy, but I’m not budging my rating.

  • Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile

    Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile

    ★★★

    Wild story. Zac Efron is money. Ted Bundy is crazy.

  • Mystify: Michael Hutchence

    Mystify: Michael Hutchence

    ★★

    A messy documentary’s footage was cool and music was great, but this felt messy.

  • Say Anything...

    Say Anything...

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Back then, movies can be movies. We didn’t have to worry about feelings, representation, or anything. This movie is so pure and charming.


    Some prick is probably thinking “where did Lloyd get a car” or “how did he get a plane ticket”. But right now, that doesn’t matter because I’m so happy. It almost made me feel like this couple was real.

  • Dreamland

    Dreamland

    ★★★½

    “You embarrassed kid?”

    A nice directorial debut for Miles. Strong long takes and beautiful imagery of 1800s Texas sets the tone for this Bonnie and Clyde story. Margot was great as usual - plays off the anti-protagonist very well throughout the film. 

    The plot is very simple, but intriguing. A combination of adventure, discovering who one self is, and a whole bunch of country music was the recipe of the film. The neo-western hasn’t been done in a while and…

  • Avengers: Endgame

    Avengers: Endgame

    ★★★★

    Damn. What a close!

  • This Is Spinal Tap

    This Is Spinal Tap

    ★★★★

    TURN IT UP TO 11!

    Great showing for the 35th anniversary at the Tribeca Film Festival!

  • Georgetown

    Georgetown

    ★★★★

    MY FIRST MOVIE AT THE TRIBECA FILM FESTIVAL!

    Slow start, but the movie COOKS! I heard a rumor that Waltz didn’t have final cut and was pissed about the ending of the movie. Regardless, I liked it a lot!