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  • Blinded by the Light

    Blinded by the Light


    The whole time I was watching this adorable little film, I kept thinking, "Why the fuck wasn't this called Born to Run?"

  • Revenge



    Apparently heavy-handed symbolism and vague moral handwringing over scenes of violence are what count as "subversive" these days. This banal exercise wishes it was half as complex as the films it self-righteously claims to deconstruct.

    Fuck outta here. I don't buy it.

  • mother!



    Aronofsky's intentions are earnest, but his ineptitude as a purveyor of allegory ultimately sinks any impact his film could've had.

  • The King of Comedy

    The King of Comedy


    Growing up is realizing that Rupert Pupkin is not a tragic character.

  • The Iron Lady

    The Iron Lady

    So apparently Margaret Thatcher was a feminist icon. Who knew?

  • À Nos Amours

    À Nos Amours


    Actual footage of Maurice Pialat taking the Bechdel Test:

  • Reign Over Me

    Reign Over Me

    Adam Sandler accidentally gave his funniest performance in this.

  • The War Room

    The War Room


    White Men on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown

  • Brightburn


    Movie was prolly decent but I was too busy laughing cuz the main kid looked like Barron Trump.

  • Captain Marvel

    Captain Marvel


    Fascist, air force propaganda bullshit that also has the balls to claim that it promotes “female empowerment”.

    Absolutely disgusting.

  • The Tree of Life

    The Tree of Life


    This film made $54,303,319 worldwide.

    I guess cinema isn't dead after all.

  • The Farewell

    The Farewell


    This film made me wanna call my only living grandma, but then I remembered she's a racist cunt who disowned my mom for marrying a Black man.

    Oh well.