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  • Back to the Future

    Back to the Future


    Watching this when I was 13:
    "Biff is a rapist..."

    Watching this when I am 20:
    "So Biff is really just a rapist."

  • Once Upon a Time in Hollywood

    Once Upon a Time in Hollywood


    Inglorious Basterds is a perfect film.

    Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood is a film clearly directed by a man capable of making a perfect film.

    It is easily entertaining for so many reasons, but concludes with a paradox brought upon us because of our expectations of a Tarantino film, harming his new work with his old filmography. It is not fair, though, to hold him to a creative bind, poking him with a stick and asking him to make…

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  • Solo: A Star Wars Story

    Solo: A Star Wars Story


    Random recruitment guy:“Let’s just say your last name is Solo I guess”

    Han Solo legendary space outlaw: “Ya sounds good”

    Me: *out loud in a packed theater* “WHAT?”

  • The Greatest Showman

    The Greatest Showman


    Garbage fire
    Laughably terrible and completely unfocused, The Greatest Showman portrays everything that is killing American Cinema. It treats the audience like idiots, assaults our ears with pathetic attempts at radio music, introduces countless characters and plot-lines that fall off of a cliff, throws pointless characters who can't act in front of the camera, and thinks that it can fool us by chocking it full of razzle-dazzle "be yourself" nonsense and a landfill's worth of burning cotton candy refuse.