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  • Bumblebee


    The first 12 minutes made my jaw drop. The action and CGI were excellent!
    Then we meet the lead character, and I'm rooting for her. I mean, who doesn't like Hailee Steinfeld?

    But her character sucks, all the humans suck, all the following scenes drag out too long and are mundane AF. Even the evil bots are meh. By the halfway mark, I was begging Michael Bay to return.

    verdict: HARD PASS

  • The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part

    The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part


    After watching the trailer, I was preparing to be disappointed. Figured it'd just be a shameless cash-grab.

    But...It sucked me in, and I thoroughly enjoyed it.

    Best musical of 2019 so far!

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  • Ready Player One

    Ready Player One

    As an 80s nerd, I really wanted to like this.
    If you're mutha-friggin' Spielberg and resort to stealing from Tron, the Matrix, Willy Wonka, Hackers, Cloud Atlas, and mutha-friggin' Wreck it Ralph; I expect much much much better. How could he make such a movie with such lame plot devices and paper-thin characters?

    And Art3mis was the real hero, not whiny fanboi Anakin Parcival.

    P.S. The one star in my rating is that at least it was better than That Warcraft movie.

  • The Greatest Showman

    The Greatest Showman


    Kudos to the movie makers who took a hundred terrible ideas and spun them into GOLD!