Simon Peterson ★★★★★
I laughed and I cried and I fell in love with this series all over again. A beautiful ending to a (well deserved) 5 star trilogy.
Can I have a…
A masterpiece. Definitely a MAJOR step up from 1998. Godzilla has some good ass thighs
Simon Peterson ½
This movie smells like shit. It looks like shit. It is shit. Kill yourself Danny McBride. The credits were the best part, at least I could sit through half of…
Eli Roth has FINALLY made a good film. Holy cow. Mind blown. BRAVO SIR! A fantastic story, beautiful cast, and orgasmic visuals make this my favorite movie of 2018 so…
Gratuitously grotesque. Fulci's finest.
Simon Peterson ★★★★
Brutal. Which of Forest Whitaker's eyes am I supposed to make eye contact with though....
Simon Peterson ★★★½
Can I even review this?
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