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  • Can You Ever Forgive Me?

    Can You Ever Forgive Me?

    ★★★½

    always love a good scam

  • The Old Man & the Gun

    The Old Man & the Gun

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Casey Affleck is truly the last person that deserves to be in a movie with Robert Redford


    also 10 bucks ms. moss tried to recruit him into Scientology

  • Ocean's Eight

    Ocean's Eight

    ★★★★

    Lou really is just Shane from The L Word but blonde huh

  • John Mulaney: The Comeback Kid

    John Mulaney: The Comeback Kid

    ★★★★★

    “have a nice day” 
    “and also with you have one”
    what I sound like talking to customers after working 6 hours

  • Big Little Lies

    Big Little Lies

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Season 2 / Episode 2 

    CPS bout to show up at Celeste’s house within 2 episodes Max cause you know those kids can’t keep their mouths shut about anything

  • John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

    John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

    ★★★★★

    Every time I rewatch this I forget that John Mulaney uses the word twink properly in a sentence and each time I’m completely caught off guard

  • Strangers on a Train

    Strangers on a Train

    ★★★★½

    Barbara is the queen of drama and I love her for that

  • Black Mirror: Rachel, Jack and Ashley Too

    Black Mirror: Rachel, Jack and Ashley Too

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    black mirror not taking itself seriously and creating a tiny robot version of Miley Cyrus that says fuck is the best thing they’ve done since San Junipero

  • Steve Jobs

    Steve Jobs

    ★★★★

    “you don’t get to act like her father” 
    “well someone had to” 

    and I oop-

  • Black Mirror: Smithereens

    Black Mirror: Smithereens

    ★★★

    3 stars for keeping my boy Topher Grace employed

  • Black Mirror: Striking Vipers

    Black Mirror: Striking Vipers

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    fellas is it gay 🙊 to kiss your homie in an alley in the pouring rain? 🤔😳

  • Big Little Lies

    Big Little Lies

    ★★★★

    Season 2 / Episode 1

    Shailene Woodley dancing to Sufjan Stevens like she’s listening to house music is top tier television