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  • Johnny Mnemonic

    Johnny Mnemonic

    ½

    A real trashcan fire of a film. Quite boring and not fun at all.. :(
    Overall film: 0.5/10 cyberpunk dolphins
    Overall Keanu: 1/10 very good jacked I to the mainframe boy

  • Phantom of the Paradise

    Phantom of the Paradise

    ★★★★

    ADIDAB: All Day I Dream About Beef

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  • Much Ado About Nothing

    Much Ado About Nothing

    ★★★½

    I came for Evil Keanu, but I stayed for Chaotic Goblin Michael Keaton. 

    Overall film: 7/10 very bare boy butts (obviously losing points for no Denzel butt)
    Overall Keanu: 10/10 vry good emo petty bitch boy

  • Godzilla: King of the Monsters

    Godzilla: King of the Monsters

    ★★

    Mothra innocent