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  • Arrival

    Arrival

    ★★★★★

    basically amy adams is the three-eyed raven with a duolingo degree

  • The Lion King

    The Lion King

    ★★★

    you: the lions' genitalia aren't shown because it's a disney movie
    me, an intellectual: where dem lion balls at

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  • Searching

    Searching

    ★★★★½

    this is the longest macbook ad i have ever seen

  • Fantastic Mr. Fox

    Fantastic Mr. Fox

    ★★★★

    fantastic mr. fox but every time they say cuss it gets faster

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  • Eighth Grade

    Eighth Grade

    ★★★★★

    DUDE I'M SCREECHING THEY FUCKING SHOWED MY TUMBLR BLOG LIKE WHEN KAYLA WAS SCROLLING THROUGH THE HARRY POTTER TAG IN THE BEGINNING I SAW A GIFSET OF MINE FROM 2017 DUDEEEE. i don't even use tumblr anymore, i'm just shook bitch

    how proud i am to be featured in some way in this amazing fucking gem of a film

  • Nightcrawler

    Nightcrawler

    ★★★★★

    jake gyllenhaal: hello
    the academy: i'm calling the police
    jake gyllenhaal: i'm filming it