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  • John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum

    John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum


    Despite almost non-stop balls-to-the walls action, Parabellum gets bogged down with its own mythos. As much as I love the John Wick Universe, even the characters themselves seem a bit annoyed at all of it.

    On the other hand: 1) Death by book 2) Death by horse 3) death by dogs 4) death by modified museum pistol 5) by everything and anything

    Keanu Reeves is a perfect human being and we all need to give him the goddamn respect he deserves.

  • Diabolique



    I expected the ending because of so many other films that have copied it, but what the kid says at the end 👌🏼

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  • Under the Skin

    Under the Skin


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I took a day to ruminate on this film.

    That was a good idea.

    Scarlett Johansson has slowly, but surely proven herself to be a very capable actress. Her sexiness in this film is not heavy handed in the least, which I half expected. However, her performance is chillingly real and seductive. The use of real people and hidden cameras brings this story much closer to reality.

    Long shots, extremely wide shots, and the grey Scotland countryside give a subtle…

  • Transformers: Age of Extinction

    Transformers: Age of Extinction


    I won't say that it was good, or even that entertaining. It's a total turd. But, it's the Bayiest Micheal Bay movie ever Bayed. Which means it's nothing but one-liners and explosions. It's a good turn your brain off film. Nothing more. No real cinematic story. Just lots of splosions.