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  • The Lonely Island Presents: The Unauthorized Bash Brothers Experience
  • Deadwood: The Movie

    Deadwood: The Movie

    ★★★

    Somehow perfect and slightly disappointing all at once

  • Always Be My Maybe

    Always Be My Maybe

    ★★★★

    This movie is fucking delightful and Keanu Reeves is a goddamn national treasure.

  • The Perfection

    The Perfection

    ★★★½

    Now I know how to properly get someone to snap out of a cult.

  • John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum

    John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum

    ★★★★

    Despite almost non-stop balls-to-the walls action, Parabellum gets bogged down with its own mythos. As much as I love the John Wick Universe, even the characters themselves seem a bit annoyed at all of it.

    On the other hand: 1) Death by book 2) Death by horse 3) death by dogs 4) death by modified museum pistol 5) by everything and anything


    Keanu Reeves is a perfect human being and we all need to give him the goddamn respect he deserves.

  • Diabolique

    Diabolique

    ★★★★½

    I expected the ending because of so many other films that have copied it, but what the kid says at the end 👌🏼

  • Ace in the Hole

    Ace in the Hole

    ★★★★½

    American sensationalism. No less true now as it was then.

  • The Haunted World of El Superbeasto

    The Haunted World of El Superbeasto

    ★★

    This movie only exists for cartoon boobs.

  • Captain Marvel

    Captain Marvel

    ★★★

    Underwhelming, yes. Bad, no.

    Fuck MRA’s. Bree Larson is a goddamn delight.

  • Us

    Us

    ★★★★½

    A multi-layered trifle of a film. Each nite more complex and delicious.

  • Glass

    Glass

    ★★★½

    Glass is better than expected but not nearly as good as it could have been.

  • Leaving Neverland

    Leaving Neverland

    ★★★★

    Well, fuck.