womanimal of the juicy brained persuasion
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  • The Final Destination

    The Final Destination

    ★

    Ok I hate this one though! Except for, and im sure ive said this previously, I would be shocked if I haven't left this exact review, the bro getting his guts slurped out in the pool all through his butthole. That's cinema babey!

  • Final Destination 3

    Final Destination 3

    i just cannot imagine being the kind of person who doesnt love these movies but especially this one specifically, bc its the superior choice ! queen mew with her bangs! my sweet angel! she can truly do not wrong! im on year 13 of loving this movie and i'll never stop!! BECAUSE I'LL NEVER DIE! I'M GONNA LIVE FOREVER!! FUCK U BEN FRANKLIN!!!

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  • Blair Witch

    Blair Witch

    ★★½

    im not sure if it would do anything to improve anyone's chances of survival but regardless i feel like someone really ought to apologize to Ms. Blair Witch. she was tortured to death by shitty colonists and now all she wants to do is live her death peacefully in her fixer upper in the middle of the woods and meddling kids won't leave her alone!! im sorry blair witch. i love and respect you. i won't bother u.

  • Lights Out

    Lights Out

    ★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    so like, just imagine that your mental illness can physically manifest as a horrific monster that hides in the shadows waiting to kill your loved ones and the only way to stop your mental illness (monster) from terrorizing them is to kill yourself

    that's what this movie is about

    what a piece of shit