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  • Rocketman



    bohemian rhapsody staggered with a gimp leg so rocketman could put it out of its misery

  • The Farewell

    The Farewell


    lulu wang has range. her talent behind the camera absolutely amazes me. I have been so far up awkwafina’s ass since ocean’s eight and crazy rich asians, following her thru social media and listening to her music (really good tbh) and I love her to death. awkwafina’s performance is fantastic in both dramatic and comedic fashion and the supporting actors as well. I’d totally love to see awkwafina score a golden globe nom for this and maybe a oscar nom(?). go see this at your local cinema once it comes out! I promise you won’t be disappointed.

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  • The Neon Demon

    The Neon Demon


    *keanu reeves shoving a knife down elle fanning’s throat*
    me: god i wish that were me

  • John Carter

    John Carter


    disney’s live action films are bad but I want someone to cremate my body and rub my ashes all over taylor kitsch’s body

Popular reviews

  • Ocean's Eight

    Ocean's Eight


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    the best part of ocean’s 8 was that women were shown eating constantly, and eating all kinds of things, and not talking about it. women drinking beers together, women working together without any conflict, women eating fancy meals and brunch and hot dogs and nobody making shamey comments. they were people. and it felt so good. haha shit, and john mulaney said that they would secretly talk shit about each other??

  • Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle

    Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle


    tag yourself I’m jack black saying “yas queen” while karen gillian is kicking some ass