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  • Lady Bird

    Lady Bird

    ★★★★½

    I hugged my mum after this and she asked what I wanted. If that ain't a mother's love I don't know what is.

  • Yojimbo

    Yojimbo

    ★★★★½

    "I'll get paid for killing, and this town is full of people who deserve to die."

    Akira Kurosawa perfectly frames each character and set piece together to give a tale of a nameless ronin samurai that plays a town torn in conflict between two rival gangs, each running a part of the town's income and employment. Yojimbo is my first foray into Kurosawa's filmography and I now understand the filmmaker that has influenced masses of famous directors and critics. The…

  • Sorry to Bother You

    Sorry to Bother You

    ★★★★½

    "If you want to make some money here, use your white voice."

    Boots Riley's debut, Sorry to Bother You is a visceral watching experience. One that is reminiscent of a great cartoon, The Boondocks that blurs on the line of ridiculous satire on many topics plaguing current times. Following Cassius Green or Cash, as he makes his way up the telemarketer food chain to be a "Power Caller".

    A simple premise that gets toss around creatively with not so subtle…

  • Spider-Man: Far from Home

    Spider-Man: Far from Home

    ★★★

    "Even dead, I'm the hero."

    The last film in Phase 3 of the MCU ends on a high note for the web-slinging friendly neighbourhood superhero but starts with a new take on the Spider-Man adventure of Peter Parker finally being a teenager balancing hormonal teenage love, school holidays, road trips, and of course end of world destruction by elemental monsters.

    Civil War and Homecoming gave us a young Spider-Man restless to be proven a hero by his idol and mentor,…

  • Dark Phoenix

    Dark Phoenix

    ★½

    👏Y'ALL 👏 NEED 👏 TO 👏 STOP 👏 FUCKING 👏 UP 👏 MY 👏 BOI 👏 CYCLOPS! 👏

    He ain't gonna be Jean's bitch no more!!!

  • Come to Daddy

    Come to Daddy

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Emo DJ sadboi Elijah Wood stabbing balls repeatedly is a mood I fuck with.

  • Brightburn

    Brightburn

    ★½

    "You are a gift."

    An alternative spin to the superhero origin tale of Clark Kent's Superman, one that builds with interest but stumbles with the execution to conform to horror film tropes but with a "superpower" spin on the genre instead of supernatural.

    What if Superman had no human empathy and was instructed to take over the world? That's what Brightburn's burning question set within the first act. Turns out he's a one-dimensional character with zero depth apart from set…

  • Mustang

    Mustang

    ★★★★

    "...one of a kind."

    Five sisters tackle prejudice, bigotry, inequality, and traditionalism in a small town in Turkey. Shown from the perspective of the youngest sister that rebels against the idealism that her grandmother and uncle that care for the sisters after the death of their parents. The film follows in familiar footsteps to Sofia Coppola's cult classic, The Virgin Suicides, in the visual presentation of the film and the narrative of young female women confined within their homes and…

  • The Proposal

    The Proposal

    ★★★½

    Sandra Bullock rapping "To the window, to the wall. To the sweat drop down my balls" is the biggest hype ever and I want a rap cover asap.

  • Unforgiven

    Unforgiven

    ★★★★½

    "It's a hell of a thing, killing a man."

    Clint Eastwood's' last Western before he hung up his cowboy boots and never looked back on the genre that defined his career. My take on the genre is very little as it was never one that excited me as the genre died down a lot since my birth and I never looked back on watching the classics. However, Unforgiven delves into a broken "hero" with a dark past that defined him…

  • John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum

    John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum

    ★★★½

    John Wick 3: Can I copy your homework?
    The Villainess: Yeah just change it up a bit so it's not obvious

    *All black dressed Asian dudes on motorbikes chasing with samurai swords*

  • Pokémon Detective Pikachu

    Pokémon Detective Pikachu

    ★★★

    "Psyduck!"

    The 1998 Pokémon movie in live action. One that was destined to fail but with a strong direction of the Pokémon world and design of the creatures that are the sole reason why I bought my 3DS and Switch. Pokémon Detective Pikachu delivers in bringing forth the Pokémon world in live action format but sadly lacks a good story that isn't ripped out of a Scooby Doo episode or any interesting human characters that spit out some of the…