This whole movie is exactly what went through Natalie Portman's head the momemt she heard Moby say they used to date before.
Friend: you should watch The Pefection on Netflix, it's one of the best horror films of the year.
Me: okay, Netflix, P-E-R-F-E-C-T... What's this? The Perfect Bid? A documentary about the guy who broke The Price is Right? Fuck yes, Friday night. You can't handle this shizz!
Like many of the films that The Love Witch borrows its style, pacing and look from, it really overstays its welcome.
This movie oozes sex and style. The oversaturated colors are perfect and everything works really well... For the first hour. After that it just tumbles over it's own feet stumbling towards its ending. There'd be a cracking movie here if the pacing wasn't so bad.