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  • Saint Bernard

    Saint Bernard


    This whole movie is exactly what went through Natalie Portman's head the momemt she heard Moby say they used to date before.

  • Perfect Bid: The Contestant Who Knew Too Much

    Perfect Bid: The Contestant Who Knew Too Much


    Friend: you should watch The Pefection on Netflix, it's one of the best horror films of the year.

    Me: okay, Netflix, P-E-R-F-E-C-T... What's this? The Perfect Bid? A documentary about the guy who broke The Price is Right? Fuck yes, Friday night. You can't handle this shizz!

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  • The Love Witch

    The Love Witch


    Like many of the films that The Love Witch borrows its style, pacing and look from, it really overstays its welcome.

    This movie oozes sex and style. The oversaturated colors are perfect and everything works really well... For the first hour. After that it just tumbles over it's own feet stumbling towards its ending. There'd be a cracking movie here if the pacing wasn't so bad.

  • Shocker



    This movie has moments of interesting concepts, followed by a bunch of randomness and absurdity.

    It's no wonder this movie failed to launch a franchise. It failed to even have an intelligible third act.