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  • Heaven Knows What

    Heaven Knows What


    I've come across so many people like the characters in this movie. The Safdie brothers nailed the authenticity of the day-to-day life of a junkie.

    Every character is absolutely incipid, but feel true to life. So even though half the dialogue is screeched, you can still find humanity in them.

  • Aquaman



    To my surprise and utter amazement they gave us exactly the Aquaman movie we'd expect. They didn't try to make it sophisticated or gritty or cool. It's outageously stupid and impossible to take seriously.

    Even though it's existence is a joke in it's own right, some people kind of like it?

    I have to assume the reason for that is Jason Momoa, because I can't imagine anyone liking this movie if it were some clean-shaven white guy in an orange…

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  • Spider-Man: Far from Home

    Spider-Man: Far from Home


    Mildly entertaining first chapter in MCU Book 4. The teenage banter is great, the characters are fun.

    The villain has a really neat cinematic gimmick that provides some really cool set pieces, but their motivation is a bit contrived and not really pertinent to any other themes or plot elements in the movie. Whenever they got angry it felt so forced because they were just going crazy for no compelling reason.

    The best Spider-Man villains are great because of the…

  • Bad Times at the El Royale

    Bad Times at the El Royale


    I really wanted to love this, but I only loved half of it. I don't mean first half and second half. I found the film had amazing set-ups, but underwhelming pay offs. So my enjoyment went through highs and lows. Mostly the former.

    The mystery presented is a great one. Why are all these people at this hotel, and what are they hiding? To be honest, the answers aren't all that interesting or satisfying.

    There's a lot to like about…