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  • Pokémon Detective Pikachu

    Pokémon Detective Pikachu

    ★★★

    Ryan Reynolds carries this movie on his back. It's cute and fun, but you'll definitely get a whole lot more out of it if you're a Pokemon fan.

  • Godzilla Raids Again

    Godzilla Raids Again

    ★★★

    Probably one of my least favorites in the series BUT its the first time Godzilla took down a jet with his flame breath and fought another monster.

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  • Trench 11

    Trench 11

    ★★½

    Not necessarily a bad film, but could have used some trimming. The effects for the parasitic worms were delightfully gross, but I really wish there were more blood and beasts in this. Overall worth a one time watch.

  • Baby: Secret of the Lost Legend

    Baby: Secret of the Lost Legend

    ★★★

    Family friendly adventure that features:
    * Several utterances of the words shit and bitch.

    * The violent murder of a Brontosaurus by African militants.

    * A scene where the main characters chase off an orphaned Brontosaurus to have sex.

    * A sequence where a tribe of natives helps kill the aforementioned militants, which leads to a destructive chase scene, which leads to the main bad guy getting chewed up by the momma Bronto.

    * Speaking of the main bad guy, he murders anyone that crosses him in cold blood.

    Man, I miss 80s PG fare! Hahaha.