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  • The Mask

    The Mask

    ★★

    Ethan, age 7: "The Mask owns. What a cool guy. Just the sweetest motherfucker."

    Ethan, age 24: "The Mask sucks. A loser. An Eldritch abomination. Get a job."

  • John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum

    John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum

    ★★★★

    "Consequences."

    Chapter 1 was about reverting back to old habits after a loss, Chapter 2 was about those old habits killing you all over again; Chapter 3 is about trying to claw your way out of the very pit you dug for yourself, only to keep sliding back down. John Wick just wants to die on his own terms, but his past won't let him.

    Also in the first 15 minutes Keanu uses a horse's hind legs as a lethal weapon thrice in the same scene.

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  • The People vs. George Lucas

    The People vs. George Lucas

    ½

    Grating, meritless fanboy shit. When your documentary is of the same caliber as a worse-than-average Nostalgia Critic episode maybe you should stop.

    I'm no fan of the prequels (despite liking what Lucas was going for on a conceptual level) but the absurd level of contempt that fanboys have for the man is pathetic. There's literally a scene where a grown man breaks all his Star Wars toys in a fit of rage because he didn't like a Star Wars movie…

  • American Honey

    American Honey

    ★★★★½

    Skipped the debate to see this instead. Currently reading recaps of the debate. I made the right decision.