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  • Oldboy



    Biggest bruh moment in cinema history

  • THX 1138

    THX 1138


    Holy shit, George Lucas even George Lucas’d this shit too

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  • Eyes Wide Shut

    Eyes Wide Shut


    Tom Cruise is so goddamn underrated, I swear to God.

  • Only with Your Partner

    Only with Your Partner


    The thing I like about Cuaron is how grounded his films are. Prisoner of Azkaban has the most naturalistic acting of any of the HP films, Children of Men makes what seems like a biblically over-the-top apocalypse story into a brutal, humanist experience, and Y Tu Mamá También is, I think, one of the most important films for any teenage boy to watch, based solely on how he discusses sexuality. This, however, feels to me like a well-shot, foreign language version of a shitty SNL-alumni comedy. And I’m quite peeved about it.