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  • Suspiria



    For a long time, I thought there was no way I could possibly write about my favorite film of all time because I felt like there was nothing I could say that would do it justice. Then I realized, you know, that it doesn’t really matter what I say about it because this film speaks for itself. It is a perfect movie in every way and everything about it is well, perfect. The direction, the camerawork, the score, the lighting,…

  • 10 to Midnight

    10 to Midnight


    I finally got a chance to watch this and it is a beautifully glorious sleaze trashterpiece. Cannon, J. Lee Thompson and Charles Bronson is a great combination, but this might be the greatest of them all. 

    Part police procedural and part slasher, I really couldn’t ask for anything more...but wait, there is! There’s plenty of blood flying and the killer strips nude before he does his thing which means Gene Davis runs around with his dick swinging so often that…

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  • Disconnected



    I actually sat down and watched this last year and only gave it 2.5 stars. Can you even believe that?? What the hell was wrong with me and why didn’t more people step up and call me out for such an egregious act?! What the hell?!

    I mean, I still have no idea what this movie is about and I’m not sure that it ever knew itself, but it’s got a video store setting, Frances Raines, and some truly great…

  • Cemetery of Terror

    Cemetery of Terror


    Absolutely delightful, I enjoyed this soooo much! It’s everything you love about European horror with a healthy dose of low budget American dtv aesthetic thrown in and it works so well for me!

    A few good kills really put this one on the top tier of movies I can’t believe I haven’t seen until now. I’m going to have to watch it again this weekend because admittedly, I was setting up a new aquarium I got because I decided it…

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  • The Haunting of Hill House

    The Haunting of Hill House


    Absolutely the best miniseries I have ever seen. Possibly the best miniseries ever made and yes I am absolutely serious.

    Everything in this was the best choice. The whole thing continuously impressed me, but that ending to episode 5 slapped my ass right across the room. Across the goddamn room. The entirety of episode 6 should and will be examined in film schools from here on. Episode 10 gave me so many intense feelings including some that I usually don’t…

  • Zombie Nightmare

    Zombie Nightmare


    Delightfully awful and gloriously ridiculous, this is some top tier 80’s trash and I simply cannot fathom these low and hateful ratings! A 2.1/5 here and a 2.4/10 on IMDb and just gtfo with this negativity because there’s really not a whole lot not to enjoy here!

    Jon Mikl Thor plays a cool dude who sports a ripped t-shirt that reveals one nipple and he gets hit by car so his mom takes him to a voodoo priestess who turns…