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  • Call Me by Your Name

    Call Me by Your Name


    the state of michigan has spent the last few years poisoning its citizens. the guy that okayed that decision is now at harvard and will forever be rich and protected by society despite the fact that because of him thousands of people are dead.

    im not kidding when i say that sufjan is the best Michigander there is and has ever been and he is the only time i ever feel good about where im from. spectacular film.

  • Once Upon a Time in Hollywood

    Once Upon a Time in Hollywood


    got kicked out of the movie about an hour and a half in for jacking off to the dirty feet. anyone know how it ends?

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  • Avengers: Endgame

    Avengers: Endgame


    I saw this opening night. The flask I had in my pocket was full of gin and tonic that had been shaken up so much that the cap exploded off of it and landed in the row in front of me when I tried to open it. The owner of the movie theater handed it back to me.

    When the Millenium Falcon comes back out of nowhere to save the day its an actual model and a real set that…

  • The Killing of a Sacred Deer

    The Killing of a Sacred Deer


    yorgos favorite thing to do is make sex scenes where colin farrell says things like "would you like to engage in coitus with me, wife?"