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  • Dinosaur

    Dinosaur

    ★★½

    The concept for the film was originally conceived by Paul Verhoeven and Phil Tippett in 1988 and was pitched as a stop-motion animated film with the title Dinosaurs. The film's original main protagonist was a Styracosaurus named Woot and the main antagonist was originally a Tyrannosaurus rex named Grozni, with a small mammal named Suri as a supporting character.

    The film was originally going to be much darker and violent in tone, in a style akin to a nature documentary.…

  • Someone Great

    Someone Great

    ★★★

    this film has a lizzo singalong and mr bubz is in it for like 2 seconds.

    i would also lose my mind if lakeith stanfield broke up with me

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  • Sucker Punch

    Sucker Punch

    ½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I think this is my third time trying to finish this film and I just cannot do it. It fills me with so much rage I'm liable to start hulking out. I usually try and watch a film to the end before I give it a rating but this film has officially beaten me.

    There is so much already written about how this film fails, much more articulate than I could ever be. I just want to shout "RAPE IS…

  • Dredd

    Dredd

    ★★★★★

    FUCK. PROPER REVIEW SOON.

    *EDIT*

    OKAY I HAVE FINISHED RUNNING AROUND THE HOUSE SCREAMING. DREDD IS FUCKING AWESOME, FORGET STALLONE FORGET EVERYTHING AND JUST GO SEE THIS IMMEDIATELY.

    Where to even start? The 3D? I was kinda bummed that there was no 2D option for this but the 3D was bearable and in places LOOKED FUCKING COOL. The slo-mo, the soundtrack, JESUS CHRIST EVERYTHING. EVERYYTHING WAS SO BEAUTIFUL. How the fuck they managed to get a dingy film to look…