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  • Widows



    steve mcqueen and gillian flynn writing the script: yeah we support men’s rights!

    them writing the last half hour: men’s rights to shut the fuck up!!!!!!

  • Ralph Breaks the Internet

    Ralph Breaks the Internet


    ralph visits and just sees anonymous men yelling at funny women about how they aren’t serious enough about film and also that damn gremlin

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  • The Hustle

    The Hustle


    hmm off topic but have you guys noticed that AMC edited out the guy freaking the fuck out and spilling his popcorn all over himself??? it cuts away now!!! this is george lucas re-editing star wars all over again. "Our dead are never dead to us, until we have forgotten them" -George Elliot rest in piece popcorn man

  • Avengers: Endgame

    Avengers: Endgame


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    quick thoughts

    - those red time travel suits are still sooooo ugly
    -the final battle basically being avengers: hot potato 
    - NATALIE PORTMAN?????????
    - when all the chicks got together and it’s like yes thank for the reminder that for 10 years basically every single girl was a secondary character !
    - GOOP warriors lemme hear ya make some noise! she was in it so much fjsjfbsjdbs 
    - not to defend sc*r j* but they did her sooooo dirty. iron…

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  • Bridget Jones's Diary

    Bridget Jones's Diary


    "The fight scene between Hugh Grant and Colin Firth wasn't choreographed. It was improvised between the actors."

    i can't believe the most iconic fight scene of all time wasn't even choreographed. fuck off david fincher

  • Comet



    sam esmail: hey can you move a little closer to the edge of the shot? yeah a little more. hmmm yeah ok just yeah a bit more
    actor: you can literally only see my left ear
    sam esmail: perfect