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  • Halloween: Resurrection

    Halloween: Resurrection

    ★★★★½

    [[[(((LOLNOTHINGMATTERS)))]]]

    The familiar traumatic past, thinly remodeled with stickers that say 'NOW' and 'EXTREME', with fake walls, fake corpses, fake nu-family-damage for a fake backstory, some asswipe in a backwards red baseball cap emerging from a giant toilet to hit on you before launching into a song about how he is motivated only by sex four years after anyone liked that song. Michael Myers can be outsourced, transposed, the boogeyman in any state fair shock house in a fright wig…

  • The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part

    The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part

    I really hope our grimdark postapocalypse is successfully interrupted by hyperluxxxxe disco femme space glitter communism before it can reach its full implementation by libertarians so bro their concept of society such as it is can only include themselves alone. i would really be so cool with that. heck if we had to settle for hyperluxxxxe disco femme postapocalyptic glitter communism not-in-space ok sure but where else will we put all the space temples???

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  • Green Room

    Green Room

    ★★★★½

    You know, it would be really quite terrible if we were to find ourselves trapped in the midst of an armed White Supremacist business operation which uses entertainment as a cover for nefarious schemes which sicken and enslave the whole of the culture whilst using non-whites as scapegoats for the damage and hostility which follows, further fuelling their cause, right? right?

  • Aliens

    Aliens

    ★★★★★

    When I was an agoraphobic psychotic 13 year old in 1987, my most prized possession was a VHS tape I had made myself by recording David Cronenberg's The Fly and Aliens off of HBO. I watched those movies over and over. I barely went to school that fall. I had not finished the end of 7th Grade because incarcerated in a for-profit psychiatric hospital for children, let out to go to an academic summer program, which was a bad idea…