nathaxnne wilhelmina (hiatus)
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  • Pet Sematary

    Pet Sematary

    ★★★★½

    She
    Not Right

    Pet Sematary (2019) stamping its feet up the stairs screaming I HATE YOU SO MUCH!!! I WISH YOU WEREN'T MY PARENTS! I WISH YOU WERE DEAD!!! I WISH I WAS DEAD!!! THIS STUPID FAMILY!!! ARGH!!! NONE OF MY OTHER FRIENDS HAVE PARENTS AS DUMB AS YOU!!! YOU ARE SO OLD AND SO STUPID!!! YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND!!! to Pet Sematary (1989) as they flop down upon their bed, hair in their eyes, tears of fury staining their…

  • Sea Urchins

    Sea Urchins

    ★★★

    the sea urchin death is dispiriting but i hope that someone ate them at least. i never knew how many appendages and jaws sea urchins have! a lot! they create vorticies around themselves! they pulverize and consume sand and rock! they are always moving, their spines independent but connected all over their bodies, moving with suction cup feet over any surface! i love them and i love that their name in french is oursins! <3

    could easily be broadcast behind some hippies and/or rave persons.

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  • Green Room

    Green Room

    ★★★★½

    You know, it would be really quite terrible if we were to find ourselves trapped in the midst of an armed White Supremacist business operation which uses entertainment as a cover for nefarious schemes which sicken and enslave the whole of the culture whilst using non-whites as scapegoats for the damage and hostility which follows, further fuelling their cause, right? right?

  • Aliens

    Aliens

    ★★★★★

    When I was an agoraphobic psychotic 13 year old in 1987, my most prized possession was a VHS tape I had made myself by recording David Cronenberg's The Fly and Aliens off of HBO. I watched those movies over and over. I barely went to school that fall. I had not finished the end of 7th Grade because incarcerated in a for-profit psychiatric hospital for children, let out to go to an academic summer program, which was a bad idea…