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  • Velvet Buzzsaw

    Velvet Buzzsaw


    Throws away any chance of substance it could have had by making it into something it never should have been. Generic kills ruin this mess of a movie. I don't understand how this happened.. was convinced this would be the best film of 2019 but it turned out to be one of the worst. Save yourself the disappointment.

  • Creep 2

    Creep 2


    Although the first film was captivating and intense the sequel to Creep improves on what made the first one great in all the right ways. In many ways I could call this a perfect sequel as it was edge of your seat material the whole way through. The story progressed in ways that I never expected going in due to the addition of Desiree Akhavan's character. Everything that happened felt like a natural progression and her presence was out of…

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  • The 40 Year Old Virgin

    The 40 Year Old Virgin


    "When your son is born.. Is he already on parol?"

    Some great lines throughout due to a damn good cast who have excellent chemistry. What's funnier than seeing a guy with an erection pee all over himself? nothing.

  • Comet



    "Wheres my fucking money?"

    Comet is beautiful to look at. It's interesting, captivating and odd in all the right ways. Justin Long's speeches about the universe and our way of life may just be the best part about Comet as the films dialogue is fantastic. It's not a film that I would go out and recommend to everyone I know but it's pretty great and I'm happy I saw it.