wileystrasser’s review published on Letterboxd:
10,000 BC is 10,000 tons of BS. Archaelogically, this film makes absolutely no sense. Even if you ignore the inaccuracies, this film is still terrible. So here's a list of just some of the things wrong with it.
1. An Oscar-nominated actor is wasting his breath narrating this piece of shit
2. All of the people in this look like wannabe nu metal singers dressed as tribesmen
3. I personally think if you wanted to make this movie could, Roland Emmerich should've written this movie to have minimal dialogue in the likes of 2001 or Dunkirk. And make the dialogue the characters actually say be whatever language of whatever time period this movie takes place in (with all the archaeological errors, it's hard to tell), make the movie be more clear about what it's trying to be, get rid of the narrator,and let the movie be an experience. But that requires treating the audience like they're smart, doesn't it Emmerich?
4. Why did we let this movie be no. 1 at the box office on its opening weekend? I know College Road Trip is bad, but at least it's not...this bad.