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  • Saving Private Ryan

    Saving Private Ryan

    ★★★★

    Matt Damon drop your teeth whitening regimen

  • A Beautiful Mind

    A Beautiful Mind

    ★★★

    Had a whole ass review typed out making fun of how nonsensical a lot of this was until I found out he was a real ass person in the end...

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  • Whiplash

    Whiplash

    ★★★★★

    I have truly never had a film physically impact me in this way, and I'm not talking about how I spent half the film wondering if my favorite potato with eyes, Miles Teller, makes those same horrible faces he made while playing the drums as he does while having sex. This shit got me so stressed I literally had to take a break throughout the movie multiple times.
    All Oscar & other lesser awards buzz for J.K. Simmons is much deserved but idk why there isn't more buzz for my beautiful ugly hot frog prince as well.

  • Us

    Us

    ★★★½

    My guy in the beginning wasn’t even TRYING to play Whack-A-Mole correctly