“I never could make the free-throws.”
I’ve got really nothing to say except goddamn 1997 really was the worst year for comic book movies. It had some unintentionally hilarious moments though lmfao.
“How could you do all of this? You'll see, Peter. People... need to believe. And nowadays, they'll believe anything.”
Spider-Man: Far From Home is another enjoyable entry from the webhead himself. Being probably the most different entry we’ve seen thus far offering some exciting, strange and intense moments. Tom Holland is once again fantastic as Peter Parker / Spider-Man, the way we have to see Peter step up to the plate especially after the events of Endgame is done…
“Hey! You're Rick fucking Dalton. Don't you forget it.”
Once Upon A Time In Hollywood is phenomenal and an absolute triumph in every single aspect. The characters are dynamic here and all the actors bring them to life, Leonardo DiCaprio and Brad Pitt are absolutely fantastic and their chemistry is through the roof. Each scene with them together was dynamite it was such a blast to watch already one of my favorite duos. Margot Robbie, Emile Hirsch and a…
“Look at them GIR. All this time trying to subjugate the humans and all I had to do was charge them for it.”
Invader ZIM: Enter The Florpus is probably the most chaotic thing I’ve seen in a while lol. Seriously from start to finish this does not stop the chaotic energy from hilarious comedy to great animation to keeping the spirit of the show alive I’d say this special captured the magic of the show. Overall Invader ZIM: Enter The Florpus is a fun as hell special and fans will indeed be satisfied with it.
“I just wanted my show back!”
Rocko’s Modern Life: Static Cling is a fantastic throwback to incredible cartoon with a great message about accepting change. It had great animation, hilarious comedy and some surprising stuff that I didn’t expect to see this touch on. Overall I loved this and I would recommend to this fans and non-fans too.
“You can be my wingman any time. Bullshit! You can be mine.”
Top Gun is such a fun ride from start to finish. This film oozes with charisma from it’s characters to it’s atmosphere it’s just a total 80s cheese fest. Tom Cruise just owns this movie with his badass performance, he brings so much fire and energy to Maverick that you just love watching this guy every time he’s on screen. Kelly McGillis, Anthony Edwards and Val Kilmer…
“I look like Cap'n Crunch's Grindr date.”
Long Shot is a very enjoyable romantic comedy. Seth Rogen and Charlize Theron have great chemistry with one another and make for one the best pairs of the year. The comedy is hilarious some parts had me cracking up so hard. The screenplay is very good and Jonathan Levine does a nice job directing this film it’s honestly pretty well shot and has some nice cinematography. Overall Long Shot is a nice film that had me laughing and smiling a lot, definitely recommend for a good time.
“Your House. His Home.”
The Intruder is everything I expected it to be and my god was this an unintentional riot to watch. This is the ultimate guilty pleasure from first of all my boy Dennis Quaid who owns this movie. His performance is so goddamn goofy that it’s glorious to watch I’m supposed to be against this guy yet I’m cheering every time he appears on screen cause this man is just cartooning up each scene he’s in…
“It's a little early for Halloween, Simmons. Where you're going, every day's Halloween.”
Spawn is truly one of the worst films in the comic book genre. From overblown CGI to boring characters to an awful screenplay this film just misses the mark completely. Michael Jai White is not very good here I found him boring as hell here he brought such a lifeless approach to this character and god some of the dialogue he’s given but however the worst…
“I didn't know her. I didn't know my daughter.”
Searching is probably one of the most intense films I’ve seen in quite some time. From the literal moment shit hits the fan it just keeps leaving you on the edge of your seat, genuinely feeling engaged in every moment and never wanting to get my eyes off the screen. John Cho is fantastic in this his performance was absolutely enthralling and you feel the intense nature his character is…
“Look at you! Glowing like a solar fire. You're something special, Jim. You're gonna rattle the stars, you are!
Treasure Planet is a prime example of an underrated film. One of the most beautiful and adventurous movies in it’s genre it serves as one of Disney’s finest works. The animation is absolutely incredible, mixing CGI with 2D animation it makes for such a breathtaking world and one you feel so immersed into. The voice cast is fantastic, Joseph Gordon-Levitt…
“Take the world!”
Brightburn is a really good superhero horror film. Taking the concept of “What if Superman became evil?” and doing a pretty good job of executing it for the most part. Sure it’s gets a little rushed at points but I thought the characters / acting really keep me into it. Jackson A. Dunn is really good and menacing here, I though he genuinely brought an intimidating presence to Brandon and made for one of the most…