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  • Dark Phoenix

    Dark Phoenix


    it's genuinely impressive how all these movies are exactly the fucking same

  • Godzilla: King of the Monsters

    Godzilla: King of the Monsters


    kind of an overcorrection in response to the criticisms of the 2014 film but a hell of an experience. this movie takes the insane scale and weight that it took 21.5 Marvel movies to get to and applies it thousand-fold to every time a character blinks or Godzilla scratches his ass.

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  • Avengers: Infinity War

    Avengers: Infinity War


    The phrase "the absolute fucking madmen they actually did it" comes to mind.

  • First Man

    First Man


    you ever go to the moon just to flex on the Soviet Union?