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  • Phantom Thread

    Phantom Thread


    we're fucking woodcock destroyers

  • The Seventh Seal

    The Seventh Seal


    tag yourself i'm the roasted pig on a spit

  • A Star Is Born

    A Star Is Born

    you know what? *sips shallow* 🤢 😮 *tongue pop* no...... well 😆 🤨

  • The Unbearable Lightness of Being

    The Unbearable Lightness of Being


    daniel day-lewis has been alive for 62 slutty, slutty years

  • Avengers: Endgame

    Avengers: Endgame


  • Let the Corpses Tan

    Let the Corpses Tan


    and he's here to do some business with a big iron on his hip, big iron on his h-i-i-i-i-i-p

  • In Fabric

    In Fabric


    when i say i want a goth gf gwendoline christie is what i mean

  • The Duke of Burgundy

    The Duke of Burgundy


    yes i do the cooking yes i do the cleaning

  • Jennifer's Body

    Jennifer's Body


    good for her

  • The Wild Pear Tree

    The Wild Pear Tree


    okay girl, we're still gonna need a plot tho..

  • Spider-Man: Far from Home

    Spider-Man: Far from Home


    jake gyllenhaal may or may not have bones

  • Big Little Lies

    Big Little Lies


    if i am killed. by the monterey five. do not prosecute those women because they caught me SLIPPING! that is on ME!