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  • Phantom Thread

    Phantom Thread

    ★★★★★

    we're fucking woodcock destroyers

  • The Seventh Seal

    The Seventh Seal

    ★★★★½

    tag yourself i'm the roasted pig on a spit

  • A Star Is Born

    A Star Is Born

    you know what? *sips shallow* 🤢 😮 *tongue pop* no...... well 😆 🤨

  • The Unbearable Lightness of Being

    The Unbearable Lightness of Being

    ★★★★½

    daniel day-lewis has been alive for 62 slutty, slutty years

  • Avengers: Endgame

    Avengers: Endgame

    IM FREEEEEE!!!!!!!! WORST EXPERIENCE OF MY FUCKING LIFE

  • Let the Corpses Tan

    Let the Corpses Tan

    ★★★★★

    and he's here to do some business with a big iron on his hip, big iron on his h-i-i-i-i-i-p

  • In Fabric

    In Fabric

    ★★★★★

    when i say i want a goth gf gwendoline christie is what i mean

  • The Duke of Burgundy

    The Duke of Burgundy

    ★★★★★

    yes i do the cooking yes i do the cleaning

  • Jennifer's Body

    Jennifer's Body

    ★★★★★

    good for her

  • The Wild Pear Tree

    The Wild Pear Tree

    ★★★★

    okay girl, we're still gonna need a plot tho..

  • Spider-Man: Far from Home

    Spider-Man: Far from Home

    ★★★★

    jake gyllenhaal may or may not have bones

  • Big Little Lies

    Big Little Lies

    ★★★★½

    if i am killed. by the monterey five. do not prosecute those women because they caught me SLIPPING! that is on ME!