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  • Cyborg

    Cyborg

    ★★★½

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    “I like the death! I like the misery! I like this world!”

    Imagine being a mercenary in a desolate future where a plague known as the living death has completely cucked civilization. You take a job escorting a woman and her family to safety outside the city. She’s pretty in a helpless country girl sort of way. She falls in love with you and asks you to stay with her, so you hang up your knives and become a farmer…

  • Mandy

    Mandy

    ★★

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    “Whenever I’ve felt a testosterone rush I get, like, sick afterwards, and I feel exhausted and terrible. I honestly think I’m allergic to it in my own body, so being around aggressive men makes me feel like shit.” 

    What a fucking cuck. It took six years to write this bullshit? There's barely a story and every shot hangs for longer than it should. Mandy isn't style over substance because there is no substance. I really wanted to like this but…

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  • Aliens

    Aliens

    ★★★★★

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    “I think, in terms of actual technique, its crude compared to films that are made now, but, I think, in terms of storytelling, it’s as good as I’ll probably ever be, which is what film making is all about. It’s about the people. It’s about the relationships. Of course, then they made the third film and killed everybody.” 
    — James Cameron

    57 years after the events of the first film, Ellen Ripley (Sigourney Weaver) is found and awakened from hyper sleep…

  • Halloween

    Halloween

    ★★★★★

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    “I met him, fifteen years ago; I was told there was nothing left; no reason, no conscience, no understanding; and even the most rudimentary sense of life or death, of good or evil, right or wrong. I met this six-year-old child, with this blank, pale, emotionless face, and the blackest eyes... the devil's eyes. I spent eight years trying to reach him, and then another seven trying to keep him locked up because I realized that what was living behind…